With over a week of the NFL season already in the books, we can start making guesses on how each division will shape up as the year goes on. I’ll try predicting each team’s standing in under ten words. Let’s get started…

AFC East:

1. New England Patriots

They still have Bill Belichick and Tom Brady….

2. Miami Dolphins

Their weak offensive line may outweigh free agent additions.

3. New York Jets

Surprisingly, they  have not looked completely inept thus far.

4. Buffalo Bills

They have Spiller and a bunch of nobodies on offense.

AFC North:

1. Cincinnati Bengals

AJ Green and Andy Dalton have never missed the playoffs.

2. Baltimore Ravens

Flacco is most definitely not elite.

3. Cleveland Browns

Defense looks solid, and offense is improved.

4. Pittsburgh Steelers

Yea, they looked that bad in week one.

AFC South:

1. Houston Texans

JJ Watt keeps doing his thing.

2.Indianapolis Colts

Andrew Luck continues to improve.

3. Tennessee Titans

They may be a wild card sleeper.

4. Jacksonville Jaguars

Clown around for Clowney!

AFC West:

1. Denver Broncos

Have a slew of offensive weapons.

2. Kansas City Chiefs

Alex Smith defines mediocre.

3. San Diego Chargers

This team has no direction whatsoever.

4. Oakland Raiders

2014 QB battle: Terrelle Pryor vs. Teddy Bridgewater

NFC East:

1. Dallas Cowboys

I can’t believe that I’m trusting this team.

2. Washington Redskins

In RGIII, we trust.

3. New York Giants

Running back situation looks shaky at best.

4. Philadelphia Eagles

It wasn’t easy to rank this team last.

NFC North:

1. Green Bay Packers

Aaron Rodgers and… Aaron Rodgers

2. Chicago Bears

Cutler’s playing for that contract.

3. Detroit Lions

Love the Reggie Bush addition.

4. Minnesota Vikings

Regression!

NFC South:

1. Atlanta Falcons

This year is “do or die”.

2. New Orleans Saints

Sean Payton is finally back.

3. Carolina Panthers

How is Ron Rivera still coaching?

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

There is Going to be some Greg Schiano controversy.

 NFC West:

1. San Francisco 49ers

This team is so well rounded.

2. Seattle Seahawks

Still is one of the Super Bowl favorites.

3. St. Louis Rams

It’s a “make or break” year for Sam Bradford.

4. Arizona Cardinals

Fitz finally has a quarterback again.