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Did you miss the annual Pine Crest School auction this year?  No need to fear, because today is the one day PC auction supplement!  There are ten incredible items to bid for.

1. Infinite Crispitos from the Cafeteria: Enjoy a lifelong supply of crispitos from the PC cafeteria, one of the most delicious yet mysterious food items.

2. Wardrobe Lessons from Coach Hop: Receive unlimited guidance and expertise from clothing expert Coach Hop of the physical education and athletics departments.

3. Name Dr. Markham’s Tooth Brush: Leave a lasting legacy on Pine Crest by having your name on President Dr. Markham’s daily used toothbrush.

4. Skip the Line at the Student Store: Are you hungry? Do you need a snack? Do you hate long lines? Automatically skip to sixth in line on Tuesdays! Quit waiting!

5. Trip to Mars with Mr. Mahoney: Become the first human to reach the planet Mars, on a trip with science teacher and NASA extraordinaire Mr. Mahoney of the Science Department.

6. Prom Date: Looking for a prom date?  Don’t know who to ask?  Take the teacher of your choice to prom this year!

7. Bedtime Story with Mr. Snyder: End your day with a special moment with the soothing and humorous personality of Mr. Snyder of the social sciences department.  He will read any selection of your choice to you before you go to sleep.

8. Dress Down Period: Enjoy your very own dress down day for any one period of your choice on any one day.  Make sure to change back quickly!

9. Ten Snapple (caps) from the Student Cafe: Let’s be honest.  We only buy Snapple for the interesting fact on the cap.  Enrich yourself intellectually in a variety of random topics with ten Snapple caps.

10.  Trip to Disney World with Ms. Promnitz (all rides 48 inches or under): Take a trip to the “Happiest Place on Earth”, with Ms. Promnitz of the Administration Team.

Reader’s Note: This story is satirical in nature and was published in a special April Fools’ issue.