Top Ten Bestsellers at the Student Café

Harpreet Narula|October 26, 2011

  1. A time machine to second semester of senior year
  2. An acceptance letter from Harvard
  3. Ties. For those of us who “forgot” about Tie Thursdays
  4. Senior pranks—that actually happen
  5. Uggs. Don’t we have to be prepared for the sixty degree weather in three months?
  6. Floaties for the reflecting pool. How else are we supposed to sun bathe? (Hint. Hint. Just steal some from the swimmers.)
  7.  Filet Mignon
  8. Skorts. For those of who broke a commandment by wearing a skirt
  9. Caves. Where else are we supposed to go to hide from the mountains upon mountains of work we have?
  10. Brandon Knight’s autograph